Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
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