Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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