I heard we made out
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
and she was petting her beer can
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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