And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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