it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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