On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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