I love black thongs
well you can't waste a boner
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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