oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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