Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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