I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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