He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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