I'm drive I can fine osifer
are you so shy because you have an std?
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
my liver is dry heaving
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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