I want to stick my p in your. b.
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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