Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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