Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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