I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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