whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
