I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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