I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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