And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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