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How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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