Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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