He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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