she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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