Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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