Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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