you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize