Why are handjobs necessary in class?
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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