Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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