its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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