What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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