Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
what day is it and did you see me today?
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
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