I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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