She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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