READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Randomize
