'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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