Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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