i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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