you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
