New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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