Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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