never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
