New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Randomize
