is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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