why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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