I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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