There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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