Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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