You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
We left an ass print on the piano.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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