Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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