Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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