i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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