Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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