Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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