My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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