but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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