he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Everclear isn't food dammit
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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