Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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