party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Jerry, you need to find god
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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