i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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