ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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